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   02-28-2010, 6:43 PM
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nine things i hate
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these are the nine things i hate


1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is buddy, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why  would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'm gonna Kick their butt!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the movies and stare at the freaking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya ?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!
What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?


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   03-01-2010, 12:29 AM
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Don't run with scissors, you'll put an eye out. Clifford...Eat your vegatables! Whats the matter with you, were you born in a barn? Blah blah blah.

And then there is one specific to just me. Clifford, stop eating your dessert first, you'll spoil your appetite. Huh. And you know, when it comes to starting with dessert, I still get strange looks from waitresses. But I still start with dessert. And get even with my late mother every demn time.
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   03-01-2010, 5:41 PM
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I thought the entire point of starting with dessert WAS to spoil your appetite? Why waste hunger on something like broccoli when there is pie?

Also to add to the list: people that use the words "irregardless" and "fustrated".
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   03-01-2010, 6:50 PM
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You don't even want me to add to this list.

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   03-02-2010, 11:17 AM
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How about lodgical? If you ask the person that use that word to explain they more than likly cant. I know the wod is spelled wrong I cant spell after my acdent.
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   03-02-2010, 10:46 PM
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